ACROSS THE GLOBE, A DESPERATE SEARCH FOR INDIVIDUALS WHO CAN ACCURATELY ALIGN, TIME, AND TRANSCRIBE WHAT IS SAID IN TELEVISION AND THE MOVIES TO BENEFIT THOSE IN NEED HAS BROUGHT US TO THE ONLY CAPTIONING REALM ON EARTH WHERE A HALLOWED HANDFUL OF EDITORS, IN THEIR CONSTANT QUEST FOR PERFECTION AND EXCELLENCE, CAN DO NO WRONG. THE PLACE: LOS ANGELES. THE TIME: PRESENT DAY. THE POWERHOUSE...THE CAPTIONEERS. Song by Christopher Cardenas: A great artist who has produced "Mishap and Circumstance" CD, Time's Up by "61 Seconds" (LP) 1998) Who We Are and How We Ought To Be (LP) 2000. Christopher Cardenas, with over 25 years experience playing everything from Jazz to Punk. is also a Vocalist with a 4 octave range who teaches music in Las Vages when not on the road. The Show CAPTIONEERS is like, The Office, but they don't sell paper here! They transcribe TV and movies for the hearing impaired, creating files broadcast as subtitles to viewers at home! Picture five desks, left to right, positioned with the backs of their computer monitors toward the screen. The stations are marked with nameplates resting atop the monitors, facing us. From left to right, the nameplates read: Ubaldo (never present until the December 31 episode--though Tanksley, from another shift, occasionally uses his desk), Drinda, Gurmit, Eather, and Chains. Drinda looks like a distant relative of Marlo Thomas, Gurmit looks a bit like PeeWee Herman, Eather reminds people of Pamela Anderson (with an insatiable ...